BABE TAKES — HOLIDAY OPINIONS POLL
december 2021
WRAP OR TOTAL TRAP? WE WANNA KNOW!
holly, jolly, but not a fan of holiday dolly. there we said it! please pardon us, parton. let’s really get to know each other and see who belongs in whoville and who has got a lump of coal waiting for them on mount crumpit.
FRUIT CAKE TAKE
fruit cake is a holiday wrap.
dried fruit soaked in spirits... it’s like a boozy trail mix treat! i’m slicing seconds and washing it down with nog, no doubt.
fruit cake is a holiday trap.
raisins should only be in bran. don’t mean to be judgmental, but wrinkly cherries just don’t bring the cheer.
GIFT CARDS AS GIFTS
gift cards are a holiday wrap.
is it just me or are those tiny envelopes where it’s at?! extra points if it’s an e-gift card. christmas shopping from the wonderful-elastic-waistband-cheese-puff-stained-sweatshirt-recliner-chair-comfort-of-home… HELL YES.
gift cards as a holiday trap.
omg, a generic card containing no sentimental value reminded you of me. i'm touched. save the gift cards for your secret santa, surely they’ll be down for yet another starbs.
SNOW TAKE
snow is a holiday wrap.
snowballs. snow cones. snow cream. snow many options!!! we could bundle up and catch these unique flakes on our tongue forever. catch us frolicking in our frosty get up. puffer jackets are having a moment and we’re never one to miss out on a trend.
snow is a holiday trap.
all fun and games till you’re shivering in soaking wet socks. snow is the sand of winter and we won’t stand by the sledding nonsense. buy giant marshmallows. cut out paper snowflakes is you must, but sloshy snow boots are a hard no. snow bunnies, you’re full of snot… literally.